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Prestatyn – Capital of North Wales?

Recently you may have seen reports online that many consider Liverpool to be the capital of North Wales. Well, that’s according to people in Liverpool – presumably for reasons you can find from the Nerys Hughes programme back in 2015 from the BBC. But putting aside this misplaced claim, the public everywhere else feel very […]

Fancy Writing for North Wales News?

We’re on the lookout for aspiring contributors, funny-boys, giggly-girls, tickly-trans, whatever your shape and form. If you can write, and think you’re funny (don’t we all?) – get in touch. If you don’t get us, then don’t contact us. We’ll probably get upset and send the boys round to have a word. If you’re upset […]

Queens Site in Rhyl Bulldozed

A once prestigious and somewhat posh icon of yesteryear in the seaside resort of Rhyl finally met it’s match today, in the form of some bulldozers. Situated in the centre of the once-bustling town, and previously home to a delicately designed Victorian hall, the Queens buildings graced many a celebrities presence, none of which we […]

Denbighshire Highways Department go OTT, as usual.

One or two resident comments about boy-racers have seemed to send Denbighshire Highways Department into another roadworks fizz. Fford Penrhywlfa, linking the Ffrith beach and Meliden, is one of Prestatyn’s main arterial roads, used daily by people travelling to and from their place of work, school, and to visit elderly relatives. However it is often […]

North Wales News finds holes in Bodnant Fort Security

The conversion of a junior school in Prestatyn into a maximum-security learning fort over the last decade have left many people scratching their heads, and others asking if the security is enough. Helen Vernon, Warden of the site, has worked tirelessly over the her time in charge of the patrons to increase the number of […]

MP in surprise call-up for Bond Role

The COVID-19 lock-down may be a hard time for all, and brings strange events and news to us all, but to one North Wales MP, it was Hollywood that came knocking. David Jones, MP for somewhere along the coast, was approached by a high-end Pinewood Movie agent a few weeks ago, who asked if he […]

Flint Woman amazed at weight gain after continuing to eat too much

A Liverpool woman, now living in Flint, was yesterday amazed at how she had continued to change size and weight after just eating the same ‘too much food’, for over two years. Jenny Pronse, 16, originally from Fizterw….Fitzwaker…..somewhere in Liverpool, started her ‘weight monitoring plan’ two years ago. Each month, she would plot how much […]

Goats serve up Mixed reviews of Llandudno

The lock-down for us humans is difficult, but don’t forget about the animals that surround us, annoyingly trying to retain some of the planet for themselves. The Llandudno goats, who gained worldwide status recently in their expedition into the Victorian town, have settled nicely into the area and ave started discussing the local facilities online. […]

Stupid People continue to come to North Wales during Lock-down

Now in the sixth week of lock-down, North Wales Police LIQTS (Low-IQ Targeting Squad), are still finding stupid people making the journey into North Wales from all around the UK. In recent days, the LIQTS team have turned stupid people away several times, including one clueless window-licking spamtard from London. This Londoner had decided that […]

Assembly Member breaks tradition and tries ‘Genuine Smile’

A Welsh Assembly Government Member has recently boldly smashed all historical traditions, and attempted a ‘genuine smile’ this week. Anne Jones, AM for somewhere or other, had been trying hard to smile genuinely for decades, with no success whatsoever. After a few years of trying and failing, she resorted to ‘Gurning’, a tradition described as […]

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